The Professor
When a male fixes the bridge of a pair of glasses to the base of the shaft of his penis and enters an orifice of his partner.
The Professor by B.B. Mc Snatchincrack August 3, 2012
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The Professor
Riding a chick doggystyle wearing nothing but loafers and reading glasses. While upon ejaculation, yell out "that's an A+" and smack her ass with a yardstick.
Turtle: "I cannot wait to get that fenix back to the schoolhouse and show her the professor"
Barber: "Yeah, she's got that A+ talent"
Barber: "Yeah, she's got that A+ talent"
The Professor by SallyBagsMcGee November 17, 2011
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the professor
The ruse of having a guy come over to fix something, with the real intention of having sex with him. Much the same way Marianne, Ginger, Mrs. Howell, and the Skipper, used to play the Professor on the ol' TV classic Gilligan's Island.
Elaine worked the professor on Newman. She had him come over to fix her mail slot, and he delivered all over her.
the professor by Pantaloon January 28, 2008
The Professor
The hottest being known in existence. Her very presence rocks the core of the universe. Her sheer strength is impossibly incalculable. Her kindness is enough to melt the coldest of hearts. Her voice is soothing like the wind on a spring day. A master musician and Godly chef. She is more fantastical than any rain, AND she got cake for days.
The Professor by wingedcurse August 3, 2022
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the professor by hitokiri October 4, 2003
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A drink consisting of Champagne, gin, and ginger ale, served at room temperature sometimes served with a potato chip garnish. It is believed that this drink causes an ability for the enhancement of abstract thought or "4 spatial dimensionality." This drink is to be consumed while pondering the significance of distance proportional redshift in the expanding Universe. It is a drink favored by members of the Hungarian royal family.
Crown Prince Elemer Gombos took a sip of the professor and declared his tessarect to be nothing but a singularity.
the professor by Frank W. Dux January 3, 2007
The Professor
A guy who you aren't participating friends w but your always nervous around him and have confusing feelings for him
The Professor by Rayford Campbell January 22, 2022
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