The PH

A code term used by 5th and 6th graders that stands for "Porn Hub". If they use it around there parents they say that they were studying for science. (The Ph scale!)

Axel:"We should watch the PH tonight!"
Mom:"What that?"
Cooper"Science!"

by TOMDARAK May 6, 2020

The PH website

That orange and black website ⬛️🟧 that contains nasty stuff. Usually people will go to private browsing mode to go to the sight. Sometimes it’s in your search history

“I was driving my minivan with the AC blasting high from the intense heat, and singing along to a song I like. Then I glanced at the rear and saw a white Honda fit behind me, the driver which I knew as Jeremy Thompson later was not paying attention on the road, instead he’s on his cell phone and watching the PH website, and I can see his phone screen crystal clear through my rear view mirror, displaying a degrading act involving two men. and what makes it worst is that he’s also jerking off behind the wheel. Then he clipped my rear bumper and then he collided into a little yellow car in front of me driven by an old woman. Then he crash into a bus, the force send the bus airborne and after the Honda, with this perverted freak still focus on his porn video, flies of a cliff and plunges into a murky lagoon. The car sank immediately, never to resurface again”.

by EMD F59PHI May 5, 2025

borax on the ph

1. figure of speech to express a high level of something (e.g. attraction) as in 1-14 pH scale Borax is placed on 9,3

question: On a scale of 1-10 how badly did you want to kiss me?

answer: Borax on the pH scale.

by Evil Panda November 8, 2014

What’s the pH of Pi?

An unsolved pseudo-pi problem that has plagued autistic geeks or idiot savants, whose oft-contradictory answers or half-baked explanations have separated rather than brought them together—is the number π acidic, alkaline, or neutral?

Unlike synesthesia questions like “What’s the shape of pi?” and “What’s the color of zero?,” whose answers exhibit some common denominator among geeky dyslexics, the answer to “What’s the pH of pi?” remains so far elusive.

by MathPlus October 16, 2021

Exercising the Ph.D.

Getting one's Pretty huge Dick worked on by a female.

Man, your sister exercised my Ph.D. last night.

by §eth October 12, 2004

The Phantom of the Opera

An award winning musical composed by Andrew Lloyd Webber. The story, based on the French novel by Gaston Leroux, is of a hideously disfigured genius who lives under and Opera house in Paris in the late 19th century. It's a love story between this man- the Phantom (or Erik, in the novel), Christine, and her friend -and soon fiance-, the wealthy and attractive Raoul. The soundtrack to the Phantom is unlike most other Broadway-style musicals. The songs, including the Overture, Angel of Music, The Mirror, The Phantom of the Opera, Prima Donna, All I Ask of You, Masquerade, The Point of No Return, and Down Once More/ Track Down This Murderer, have more of a classical, opera-like feel to them, making good use of an orchestra and having intense vocal scenes. It is currently (in the year 2012) the longest running musical on Broadway and still achieves high ratings from critics. It is by far my favorite musical, and greatly surpasses the movie on all levels in my own personal opinion.

I want to see the Phantom of the Opera on Broadway.

by LizardLvr981 May 24, 2012

julie and the phantoms

Julie and the phantoms, the show for kids that has somehow got EVERYONE'S attention, black characters and a small gay bean who owns my heart? yes please. AND THE SHIPS? sound-track? bomb luke & julie? otp alex & willie? babies reggie & luke? END GAME if you haven't seen it, get your life together and watch it.

jatp phanatic : did you watch julie and the phantoms??
friend: yeah! charlie gillespie stole my heart, but #givelukehismommyback2020

by charlie gillespie ily October 8, 2020