The New Slang 

The New Slang is a currently unsigned rap group based in Berkeley, California. The group hasn't gotten much attention yet, and I'm pretty much putting this out here to promote it, but, well, there you go.

LEAD MEMBERS:
MC Mo:lead rapper
DJ Snack:rapper/singer/producer
The Fuckin Cookie:producer/occasional rapper
OCCASIONAL MEMBERS/AFFILIATES:
VHS the Desirable
Rolling River
Konspiracy The Unloved Son
TMI
Al Cappella
Poser Asian

Currently, The New Slang plans to release a mixtape primarily composed of music with original beats, entitled "Threads." The Threads mixtape will be released sometime in 2010, along with a mixtape that is the sole project of DJ Snack and MC Mo entitled "2010," which will feature the two rapping over the instrumentals from Dr. Dre's "2001" album. Currently, The New Slang is unsigned and mostly unheard of. If you're interested in helping us change that, search "The New Slang-Stream" on youtube.

"On my cantonese game show, not one farthing is took
by the fat, sweaty men who cook the books
though they shot me many shifty looks
they left, and left the books crooked
that's why I'm here now, dead broke and nothing's cookin'"

-Rolling River, "Stream" by The New Slang

The New Slang by Vhurka, AKA DJ Snack March 29, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012