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The moons just a slice away 

For something to seem simple, but in reality it's nonsense. Also used to confuse and or troll others; a friendly joke.
"Yo bro, she said no when I asked her out."
"Sometimes the moons just a slice away bro."

The moons name 

The moons name - Jasmine, she holds an angelic type of celestial glow which allows her to properly connect to aura and spirituality, said to be drawn to her kuekuatsheu a wolverine type male, in the spiritual world. Relate to the story of kuekuatsheu and the moon, and Relate it to your life and there you will seek your meaning.
The moons name is Jasmine and she is set to have met or to find her kuekuatsheu a dark haired, bearded type viking male who has strong connections to energy and has world focus.

the monosyllable 

A euphemism for "cunt".
I called my girlfriend the monosyllable, and she kicked me in the nuts!
the monosyllable by weep0r January 15, 2010
America's newest psychedelic disco polka super-group.

Formed at the Monte' Carlo Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, the band have been on the cutting edge of the psychedelic disco polka craze since 1997.

Produced such groundbreaking albums as, "Quif", "Burnt Out" and "The Underground Bootleg Live Interview".
"I waited 3 hours last night in the Velvet Tractor Room for a concert by The Mons only to find out the show had been canceled."

"When I got into their free groupie transportation vehicle, I had no idea it was one way.
The Mons by RevBrymo October 20, 2009

frosting the mons 

South florida slang term referring to the withdrawal technique during sexual intercourse. Immediately prior to ejaculation, the male withdraws and "blows his load" over the female's mons pubis, the anatomical region directly above the vagina, covered in pubic hair unless the female has recently waxed.

Most commonly encountered when sexual relations are ongoing, but early enough in the relationship that the female has not been taking her birth control pills long enough.
Jason: Hey Kenny- how are things going with you and that girl Kathy?

Kenny: Pretty good- we've been slammin for a bit now- Still frosting the mons though.

Jason: Still waiting for the pill to kick in?

Kenny: Yup- only 1 more week to go

The Moonshine Dance

A terrible dance move mostly done with drinking moonshine. It's when you put your hands up to your head with your elbows out and sway side to side
She's so drunk she'd doing the moonshine dance