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The human race

Humans are interesting to say the least. One minute we are fighting each other over beliefs and ethnicity and the other we are looking to the people beside us and joining hands. There are two things in our lives that influence everything we do: survival of ourselves and survival of our species. The reason we look for the hot chicks is to make more people, we want money so we have better food and shelter. And the reason we fight..... how the fuck should I know, but at the end of the day, after the blood, destruction, and darkness, is a light leading to hope, new beginnings, and unity. We look to the stars, because you may ask? The sky's the limit. If we can dream it, we can do it.
P.S. These are my thoughts and my theories.
Soon, the human race will leave the chains of difference and have everlasting peace.
The human race by ColdSuit December 22, 2013

The human Race

A really dumb group of mammals who will fight over the smallest possible things.
The Human race will fight over dumb and stupid reasons, such as who's pet is cuter.

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

when you discovered the truth about world , money , goverment , religions , rich , debt , and famous ppl
Person 1 : The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Person 2 : Ur conspiracy theorist
Person 1 : No , i discovered the truth

my faith in the human race is truly dwindling day by day 

I don’t even know how things could even get this bad. I’m a Cajun from Louisiana state and I got it. How come you guys can’t?
my faith in the human race is truly dwindling day by day

a disaster for the human race

The Industrial Revolution and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

_me_of_the_human_race_

The most beautiful amazing talented girl I’ve ever met she is the root of all happiness and when anime designers make anime girls they use her as a reference
Someone:Who’s someone amazing? Me: _me_of_the_human_race_
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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