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Heard it through the grapevine 

Information that was told to you about somebody that they didn't want other to know about. Told by a very close friend.
"Hey where did you hear that heather", "I heard it through the grapevine don't worry though"

Heard it threw the rapevine 

When your friend, roommate, sibling, offspring, etc...are so drunk or high, they sound like they are getting raped while they masturbate in the other room.
Tyrant: yo, i just bought you a rape kit on amazon prime. I don’t know how you are feeling, but it’s the least I could do. I’m sorry.

Big Easy: the f you talking about?

Tyrant: I know you got raped last night. I heard it threw the rapevine.

Grapevines from the woods

1.Grapevines refer to the cells of a probable spawn in the testes-sperm. Woods just double verify the fact that the sperm is from the testes, because the wood is pubic hair-hair on the cock. Therefore grapevines from the woods.
Oh u mighty pussy, accept the grape vines from my woods. Again, therefore grapevines from the woods.