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The Gatekeeper

The Gatekeeper. Some polish (maybe russian or something idk) guy from the board game Nightmare. I am absolutely bored (pun intended) that I decided to make a defintion about this game from 1993.
The Gatekeeper: get closer. Still closer. DON'T GET NEAR ME YOU MAGGOT

Me: WTFFFFFF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The Gatekeeper by Skyrim550 April 19, 2022
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The Gatekeeper

The girl who can't get a guy, usually drinks the most and is always a cock blocker. There is usually one in most groups (girls group).
One of the 'The Gatekeepers' friends are chatting with a guy, she would then cock block them in anyway possible.
The Gatekeeper by ISummonThee March 9, 2013

Gravekeeper's Servant: The First Juvenile Release for Il Blud

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gravekeeper's Servant: The First Juvenile Release for Il Blud

TheGateKeeper 

A degenerate (also known as "French" ) who loves to do dirty things with his neighbor and tell people what he ate.

wants a Dutch bike
Person 1: TheGateKeeper is french
Person 2: poor fella

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026