the e-mail 

How old people refer to e-mail. Similar to internets.

young employee: Did you hear what happened at headquarters today?
old boss: No, should I check the e-mail?

the e-mail by ESlatt February 8, 2007

the runner-up e-mail

The e-mail you send to ex-lovers after you get engaged or married. It is similar to a form letter rejection for a job or college admission.

"Dear John, I know things did not go so well between us, but you should know it was you and not me. By the way, I'm engaged to someone else. He is a wonderful man named...."

the runner-up e-mail by Stephanie Holmes May 13, 2005

Delete The Emails

The ultimate damage control

Implies something just done was so heinously illegal and immoral that who did it should just delete their emails before they are hanged for treason and shamed by history.

When asked by her most trusted assistant how she could assist covering up their role in the death of Americans at Benghazi and the systematic destruction of Libya and Europe Hillary Clinton calmly told her, "Delete the Emails xD"

Delete The Emails by Hillary4Prison June 11, 2016

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Click the email button to show the email site with an email you click to go to the email and click the link in the email to go to an email where it sends you to Email Dictionary to verify your email to post an email. by Orrinpants March 14, 2022

Play the email 

An expression used when you are hyping yourself up to do something mundane that you have to do.

For example, waking up to go to work or going to the embassy to pick up documents gives email energy. But you decide to slay your way through it anyway. You are PLAYING the email.

A: How are you today?
B: Ughhhh, I have to hand in a 5000 word assignment and it's giving ceebs
A: Omg not slay
B: Lol I be playing the email
A: Yesss play the email

Play the email by Skibidipoopie January 21, 2025

Emailing The Hop

A phrase used to tell your co-workers when you're heading to the crapper. Non-offensive and suited well for an office environment.

Also a more up to date way to send a fax to Cleveland.

Boss: Where's Hopkins? He's late for the meeting.

Pat: He'll be a little late. He's busy emailing The Hop.

Emailing The Hop by Crop Duster January 15, 2009

Email the Hop 

Taking a dump on the company's dime.

Hey Matt, I'll be right back. I've got to email the Hop.

Email the Hop by pjl November 21, 2007