Skip to main content

The Dark Lord

when her true name is said, it brings a bad taste to every mouth, the scent of a lingering-fart to every nose, and an un-ending screech to every ear of everyone present.
We were going to chill but i heard The Dark Lord Voldemort was going. So i stayed home.

We don't speak it's name.

Sorry bro, i gotta go take a shower, someone said her name.
The Dark Lord by T-Rav Baldwin January 20, 2008

The Dark Lord

A term some men use to refer to their ex-girlfriends, sometimes even their mothers.

The term is not gender bias. Women may use it to refer to ex-boyfriends or fathers.
I ran into the dark lord at the mall today. She's still a bitch.
The Dark Lord by chip008 August 25, 2008

The Dark Lord

A stick figure created by Alan Becker to defeat The Chosen One. He got killed by The Second Coming. He's a really poggers guy and even has Twitter. His handle is @BandsOfVirus. Plus he's sexy too.
Gerald (based guy): Ya'll know who The Dark Lord is? I follow him on Twitter and so should you!

Jonny Silverdick (not based): No

The Dark lord

As Malte, Vilmer, and Johan continued their travels, they heard rumors of an evil force that threatened to destroy the land. The rumors spoke of a powerful being named Sauron, who had gathered an army of fearsome creatures to do his bidding.

Knowing that they had to act fast, the trio set out to confront Sauron and put a stop to his plans.

As they journeyed through the dark forests and treacherous mountains, each member of the team honed their powers. Malte's skill with a sword became sharper than ever, Vilmer's love for pulled pork provided him with incredible strength, and Johan's connection to the power of the Onion allowed him to see into the future and predict Sauron's next moves.

Finally, they reached Sauron's stronghold, a massive fortress that stood high atop a mountain. The trio prepared for battle, drawing upon their individual strengths to overcome the dark lord's minions.

As they stormed the fortress, Malte charged forward, his sword flashing in the light of the setting sun. Vilmer followed close behind, fueled by his love for pulled pork, and laid waste to the enemy forces with his sheer strength.
Meanwhile, Johan used his powers to predict Sauron's movements, giving his companions an edge in battle. But Sauron was no easy foe to defeat, and the trio knew that they needed to work together if they were to succeed.

Malte and Vilmer fought bravely, taking on Sauron's minions one by one. Johan, meanwhile, used his powers to find the weak points in Sauron's defenses, allowing his companions to strike critical blows against the dark lord.

Finally, after a fierce battle that lasted for hours, the trio emerged victorious. Sauron lay defeated, his army in ruins. The land was saved from his evil grip, and Malte, Vilmer, and Johan stood triumphant.

As they basked in their victory, the trio knew that their unique powers had been key to their success. Each had played a vital role in the battle, and they knew that their bond would continue to grow stronger with each new challenge they faced.

And so, with the threat of Sauron vanquished, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan continued on their adventures, fighting for justice and protecting the land from all who would do it harm.

The Dark Lord Chin Chin 

The dark Lord Chin Chin is the god of all people.

For the Dark Lord 

During the act of urination by a male on a female recepient in the shower. The male exclamates For the Dark Lord as loud as he can.
goth kid says: so i pissed on my girlfriend when we were in the shower so i had to yell FOR THE DARK LORD

Friend: Right on brah
For the Dark Lord by boyber92 March 18, 2010