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when a girl has 2 pig tails in the back of her head so a guy can when riding her has control
guy 1: she had the controls that helped me get all in that

guy 2 : thats bad ass
by caution333 December 20, 2008
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The Remote Controls the Robot

In the Incredibles, as if it wasn't terrible all ready that moment where everyone knows that the remote, controls the robot - yet violet decides to say "the remote controls the robot" making everyone annoyed and leading to the robot dying - from a heart attack due to the sheer sarcastic disbelief of it all.

People use it in situations that are blatantly obvious e.g if everyone knows what has happened yet a person decides to repeat it in verbal form: thus making everyone extremely annoyed. Example:
-Dave walking along and trips-

Stephen: You should have watched out for that pavement!

Dave: Oh Really? "The remote controls the robot"

Stephen: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....
by an extremely knowledgeable guy November 1, 2011
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the control

somebody who thinks they have it all, and likes to interfere with other people's affairs; a gossip; a person who thinks the whole world revolves around them.
you're such a control!; she's such a control!; the control has been interfering.. AGAIN; etc.
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ThE CoNtrOL

To preform "the control" one must go to kick somebody, but at the last moment you stop. It is CRUCIAL that the "attacking" party then says "the control". it generally is tradition that both parties start to laugh as not many can be funnier.

(be aware that most people that preform "the control" generally have some kind of mental challenge).
HW: hey "preforms the controll."
Ep: aaaaa noo, oh hahahahahaha.
HW: hahahaha im so funny
by PeekingDuck March 22, 2022
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men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper

a) a synonym phrase for "there are two sides (or more) to every story"

b) (forensic/criminal investigations, often used sarcastically): if you can't see the evidence, it doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist.

c) (legal system): assuming that the defendant is not so severely mentally ill that even medications won't help, there is/should be/must be a motive to every crime.

d) a phrase meaning, everybody involved in the judicial system has their own motivations for acting the way they do.
based on the definitions above, especially definition d) CNN features a show called Death Row Stories because some prosecutors still need to learn what the phrase men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper means.
by Sexydimma April 17, 2014
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Controlling the action

Controlling action - to control all aspects of your day at Jamberoo action park.
Rob: Hey Barnes, you see Nick was getting whistled constantly out there?

Barnes: Yeah he wasn't controlling the action.
by jamberoo December 9, 2012
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The Phat Controller

A man who controls all the puss.
See that guy right there he has slurrped over a thousand puss,he truly is The Phat Controller.
by Flashington January 8, 2012
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