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The Cracky concoction 

Pouring a drink down the bum crack of someone squatting naked while another person lays on the floor drinking the concoction.
Person 1: Did you hear what the boys made Perry do?

Person 2: No, what was it this time?

Person 1: They made him do the cracky concoction.
Person 2: Standard, he must have deserved it.

the connection is really bad here 

used to hang up on someone you don't want to talk to, or used to pretend you didn't hear something on the phone.
Mom: Where are you? I need you to come home and do your chores.
Kid: What? The connection is really bad here, I can't hear what you said.

The Contortionist 

much like doggy-style, except halfway through, the man shits into a sock and proceeds to beat the woman with the shit filled sock until orgasm is reached
"Honey! I got new socks...looks like its time for the contortionist!"
"Ok honey, maybe not in the face this time?"
The Contortionist by honeybadger1 August 24, 2011

making the connection 

Last night Jenny's mom walked in on her and Bill making the connection.

The connection 

A spiritual, or soulful, connection between two persons. This most commonly occurs between 2 ninjas that commonly shed blood on the battlefield together. Their hearts become as one; able to feel each other and know one another's thoughts. Words can't explain this phenomenon, nor the depth of oneness or closeness experienced between these 2 people. See, "Magical Connection" for a similar but less strong type of connection.
Q:How did you know I saw Miguel Laugher-T at Starbucks?

A:I felt your extreme joy at seeming him through THE CONNECTION.
The connection by Hahaha09 February 25, 2009

severed the connection 

This term refers to any friendship or relationship that has disappeared. It can describe a feeling of being lost or incomplete. This term is used as an example of a metaphorical or literal "passing on" of someone you valued; someone that you wish you had gotten to know or spent more time with.
Hansel left bread crumbs to find his way, but those pesky birds severed the connection