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feel the clause 

When you feel like santa clause, very happy and cheerfull
feel the clause by Happyclause April 4, 2014

The ‘Santa Clause’ 

The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.
The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!

The Santa Clause 

A sexual act in which a guy sits on a girls lap in a chair and proceeds to pound off until he cums on her face. The result is a beard made of semen that resembles that of Santa. To finish the act the guy must proceed to tell "Santa" what he wants for Christmas.

Who says Santa Clause only Cums once a year?
Person 1:"My boyfriend surprised me with The Santa Clause last night"

Person 2: "Yea I can see that you still have cum on your upper lip"

Person 1: "At least I know what he wants for Christmas now!"

The Amber Clause 

a clause in an actors contract invoking the right to never be cast alongside Amber Heard.
I refuse to be in the same movie as Amber Heard. Please include The Amber Clause in my new contract.
The Amber Clause by bonybird May 16, 2022

The Adam Clause 

A clause in the Friends With Benefits contract in which both parties agree to end said contract after a certain date has been reached.
Her: Hey, I know we’ve had a great summer and all… but I think I’m going to innact The Adam Clause.
Him: How does August 23rd sound?
The Adam Clause by BruntBlue April 18, 2018

the est clause

By adding EST to any word, increases the level of severity of the word, even if the word already has one EST on it, it can be added an indefinite number of times.
Michael you are the dumbest person alive. Oh yeah chris? Well you are the dumbestEST person alive. - the est clause
the est clause by H. S. R. August 24, 2008