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The Chapstick
After ejaculation, the female uses the tip of the males penis to place jizz around her lips, in a chapstick motion.
The Chapstick by ZMiDZ May 8, 2009
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the chaps • The Chapstick • wheres the chapstick • fuzz on the chapstick • The Salty Chapstick • Chapstickin' the ass • The Captain's Chapstick • <.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy AnUdA Liked It So However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick So It Was As Such To A Much Need Notion<.7.9.7.6.> • <.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy & I Liked It. However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick<.7.9.7.6.> • <.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy And I Liked It, However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick<.7.9.7.6.>
Rockin the Chads
Rockin the Chads by Arminhammer April 25, 2009
let Jesus out of the capsule
The act of performing much needed bowel movements to alleviate the buildup of fecile matter. The pressure differential after the act results in a heavenly feeling with minimal flatulence.
I'm sorry I made us miss our flight, but that was the first time let Jesus out of the capsule in three days and I was enjoying every second of it.
let Jesus out of the capsule by SatelliteDaddy June 2, 2010
fuzz on the chapstick
fuzz on the chapstick by Fluffy Puppy 419 November 17, 2016
The Chads
A rare condition in which the subject gains an uncanny ability to cause any traffic light on any given road to turn red when arriving within 100 feet of said light. The Chads can easily lead to frustration and late arrival at destinations. Prolonged exposure can lead to depression, self harm, and in extremely rare cases, suicide. Named after Chad Powell, supposedly the first documented case subject.
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