the carpet 

A colloquial nickname given to the home ground of Arsenal Football Club. Located in Ashburton Grove, it is more widely known as the Emirates Stadium, for sponsorship reasons.

The term 'the carpet's is attributed to the stadium due to the exceptional quality of the grass as a playing surface.

Man 1: wa'gwanin this Saturday bruv?

Man 2: na'gwanin, just watching Arsenal at the Carpet bruvvv.

the carpet by HoldTightAsnee November 27, 2017

The Carpet 

Where you do everything

“There goes Jerry again sleeping on the carpet.”

The Carpet by Jackattack then a bunch of #’s June 8, 2019

The Carpet Is Lava 

A phrase to remind women that, much like the boogey man, Duane & BrandO are lurking under their beds, in their closets, and -mainly- in the lava known as carpet.

1) "The carpet is lava, bitch!"
2) "You'd better watch your step, Ashleigh. You know the carpet is lava..."
3) You should probably vacuum the lava some time. It's looking pretty carpety.

The Carpet Is Lava by dishesdoer August 27, 2009

The Carpet Cleaner

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

"That bitch never even saw the carpet cleaner coming."

The Carpet Cleaner by Long Island August 13, 2004

the carpet matches the drapes 

Hair and Pubes Must Match...DUH!

Hey baby...Do you know that the carpet matches the drapes?

the carpet matches the drapes by The Boy Who fucked your girl January 19, 2018

The carpet matches the drapes 

A girl, typically a blonde or redhead, whose pubic hair is the same color as her head hair.

Look at that gorgeous blonde over there... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?

The carpet matches the drapes by Old Coot April 19, 2018

curtains match the carpet 

when a chicks hair (on her head) is the same color as her hair on her pussy.

Damn! That is one hot redhead! I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.

curtains match the carpet by OnE LoVe September 1, 2003