The name of the unique delivery of snob sperm to a swallowing female. By depositing your gentleman's relish into a teapot and delivering said teapot on a tray to your lover of the evening, she then drinks direct from the spout and swallows with a cunning smile.
Ian: I have chased after you for so long now Tash that I just want you to swallow my semen without a care in the world.
Tash: I will oblige but on the condition that you deliver it as The Butler, you stalking bastad.
Tash: I will oblige but on the condition that you deliver it as The Butler, you stalking bastad.
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Get the The Butler did it.. mug.To waste time lavishing attention (ostensibly in the form of sexual favors) onto a party who cannot provide you any form of significant reward or upward mobility, while the reigning and more influential members of the metaphorical household go unserviced.
Joey spent all day showing his project to the junior VP but I told him he's really just shining the butler, Jenkins the new CTO makes all the decisions around here!
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Get the Taisho The Butler mug.A butler named Quinten,
He reads the bible, and has corn hair, and people usually mistake him for a piece of corn. No, he isn't a butler, but when he was 4.5 years old, his dream was to work in the butler industry. But he doesn't even have the qualifications to work in MacDonalds. He currently sits with is face to a computer screen talking to random people.
Thee story of the butler named Quinten.
He reads the bible, and has corn hair, and people usually mistake him for a piece of corn. No, he isn't a butler, but when he was 4.5 years old, his dream was to work in the butler industry. But he doesn't even have the qualifications to work in MacDonalds. He currently sits with is face to a computer screen talking to random people.
Thee story of the butler named Quinten.
by Magical Oreo July 25, 2017
Get the Quinten the butler mug.i. Reference to early tomb raider games in which the annoying butler was given the slip, by running out the fridge locking the door before he can escape.
ii. The act of cracking open a cold one.
ii. The act of cracking open a cold one.
Hospital Security: "Is Dave here?"
Morgue Attendant: "I don't know, he finished like, a half hour ago? should be gone by now...."
Hospital Security: "I bet he's locking the butler in the fridge again, dirty bastard!"
Morgue Attendant: "WHAT!"
Hospital Security: "nothing!"
Morgue Attendant: "I don't know, he finished like, a half hour ago? should be gone by now...."
Hospital Security: "I bet he's locking the butler in the fridge again, dirty bastard!"
Morgue Attendant: "WHAT!"
Hospital Security: "nothing!"
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