The birdhouse

The third story of a blue house on oakland street where an occupant named matt resides. The birdhouse has been known to keep matt inside for several days at a time.

Adam: "where is matt?, i haven't seen him in like 4 days"

Wyatt: "I think he is in the birdhouse"

The birdhouse by abby (the dog) July 16, 2008

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Painting the Birdhouse

To have sex with a girl when she's on her period.

”Dude, I couldn't have sex last night - she was on her period.”

”You should've just went for it. I love painting the birdhouse!”

Painting the Birdhouse by Harlem Struggle For You March 23, 2020

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the rolling birdhouse

a sexual act where the mn shoves both of his feet up his own anus and the female chews his genitals.

elroy is the best at the rolling birdhouse

the rolling birdhouse by assBlood March 13, 2015

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The Dirty Birdhouse

Definition:
The Dirty Birdhouse-
When the man stuffs his asshole with cut up wheat stalks while stirring up a nice liquid shit. Then, the man will release his liquid shit and wheat strait into the woman's mouth. Following the explosion the man will facefuck the the woman. This my friends is The Dirty Birdhouse.

Used in a sentence:
No amount of toothpaste and mouthwash or combination of both can un-do The Dirty Birdhouse.

Your moms breath smells like a dirty birdhouse.

The Dirty Birdhouse by Jarrellm13 February 22, 2014

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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