The birdhouse 

The third story of a blue house on oakland street where an occupant named matt resides. The birdhouse has been known to keep matt inside for several days at a time.

Adam: "where is matt?, i haven't seen him in like 4 days"

Wyatt: "I think he is in the birdhouse"

The birdhouse by abby (the dog) July 16, 2008

Painting the Birdhouse 

To have sex with a girl when she's on her period.

”Dude, I couldn't have sex last night - she was on her period.”

”You should've just went for it. I love painting the birdhouse!”

Painting the Birdhouse by Harlem Struggle For You March 23, 2020

the rolling birdhouse 

a sexual act where the mn shoves both of his feet up his own anus and the female chews his genitals.

elroy is the best at the rolling birdhouse

the rolling birdhouse by assBlood March 13, 2015

The Dirty Birdhouse 

Definition:
The Dirty Birdhouse-
When the man stuffs his asshole with cut up wheat stalks while stirring up a nice liquid shit. Then, the man will release his liquid shit and wheat strait into the woman's mouth. Following the explosion the man will facefuck the the woman. This my friends is The Dirty Birdhouse.

Used in a sentence:
No amount of toothpaste and mouthwash or combination of both can un-do The Dirty Birdhouse.

Your moms breath smells like a dirty birdhouse.

The Dirty Birdhouse by Jarrellm13 February 22, 2014