The Bidet 

The secret teleporter from the Loduha’s where they can communicate to Slovakia, and turn on the mighty people of America. The Loduha’s travel through inter-dimensions to conquer the mighty Liberals and CNN. Now they must execute the final order and complete there missions once and for all.

What is the thing on the side of the toilet that squirts your ass.

Uh idk

The Bidet you fucken moron.

The Bidet by thefarm July 3, 2022

The Bidet 

When you spread a girls ass cheeks apart and piss on her butthole

“Yeah I gave Mary the bidet last night”

The Bidet by BigBasstard August 7, 2023

shit in the bidet 

Verb phrase. To commit a serious faux pas when mingling with people completely outside your normal circle, especially when they're higher on the social ladder than you. From the caricature of a working class person getting confused by the extra piece of furniture in a better-off person's bathroom.

"Only demanded they heat up my gazpacho, didn't I?"

"God, you shat in the bidet there, mate."

shit in the bidet by Dave June 19, 2004

The World Bidet 

An alternative to toilet paper which involves sticking your arse out the window on a rainy day and letting the rain clean your behind.

The World Bidet is way more fun than toilet paper

The World Bidet by cormacdffy December 30, 2011

The Dumbo Bidet 

Edging yourself while your saggy balls are sucked down a flushing toilet. As the bidet power washes your asshole.

Have you joined the Dumbo Bidet mile-high club?

The Dumbo Bidet by simplyjames April 9, 2022

The Russian Bidet

The act of Taking a shot of vodka and spewing it up a willing participant’s anus. Enabling the willing participant to become anally intoxicated.

Man, this chick I met last night was so freaky, she got me to give her “The Russian Bidet”.

The Russian Bidet by Absolute_Toaster April 18, 2023

the biden touch 

The opposite of The Midas Touch. When everything you touch rapidly turns to shit.

COVID, the southern border, inflation, energy, now Afghanistan… everything this president touches is a disaster, he has The Biden Touch.

the biden touch by ajpolo August 16, 2021