The Zabel

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When you feel like having fun with your wife/gf, you dress like a 60 year old teacher, spill coffee on yourself, and then fuck, and you have to grunt every time she bounces on your cock.

Mikey and Michele wanted to do The Zabel after she thought about her old teacher.

The Zabel by Lowvaughm March 10, 2025

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The Zabel

When you dress up like a 60 year old teacher and your gf/wife likes older men, but you make a gallon of coffee and spill it all over yourself to smell like someone who drinks a lot of coffee. You then fuck and you have to grunt every time she bounces on you and you also have to say out of context things while doing it. You then carry her to the bathroom and you take a shit while she gives you a blumpkin.

Michel was ready to do The Zabel when she was feeling the hots for a older teacher

The Zabel by Lowvaughm March 14, 2025

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