The Wreng
Big massive German sausage or A.K.A big Corey or if your feeling creative it can also be a movie title
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fried the wrench
if you fry the wrench, you screwed up extremely badly. it can be used basically at anytime though just to sound awesome
Lugi: i set my favorite robe on fire while smoking an ivory pipe last night
Carlo: you saucepan, you totally fried the wrench
Carlo: you saucepan, you totally fried the wrench
fried the wrench by hanzisaucebot August 17, 2011
monkey in the wrench
a nuisance, something that ditracts from getting things done. This is a variation on "a monkeywrench in the works" which dates back to the industrial revolution. If a wrench were to fall into the gears of the large factory machine, it would make everything stop.
monkey in the wrench was first used in the movie Die Hard in 1988. In the film, the hero is a cop trapped in a highrise building full of terrorists. After killing several of them, he talks to their leader via a cb radio. When the villain asks who he is, he states,
monkey in the wrench was first used in the movie Die Hard in 1988. In the film, the hero is a cop trapped in a highrise building full of terrorists. After killing several of them, he talks to their leader via a cb radio. When the villain asks who he is, he states,
monkey in the wrench by Bobby White June 30, 2008
The Wrangler
The Wrangler is an aging, single, over boasted tool. The Wrangler will spend hours telling everyone he knows how awesome he is, when in reality he is nothing more than a man child who can't close with the women. He has the ability to stear any conversations to tall tales of his days as a male stripper (100 pounds ago), and over exagerated numbers of his conquests. With the onset of the internet, his dating has taken off to new heights. Often times, the wrangler will be seen in bars escorting unsuspecting buffalos that he coerced with photos of his former self. He lives in the past, and yet believes that his DSL holds the key to happiness. Constantly dieting, he has been known to feast on cheeseburgers with a side of pancakes.
The Wrangler by buffalo hunter August 16, 2009
The Wrench
'The Wrench' is where one testicle is accidentally and suddenly trapped/squeezed by the central stiching line of your trousers, after remaining in a seated/slouching postition for too long. In sufferers this causes you to involuntarily leap forward/up whilst simultaneously blurting incomplete expletives.
The Wrench can also cause nausea and extended bruising in extreme cases involving Jeans. Also sometimes caused by excessive Gugging on hot days.
The Wrench can also cause nausea and extended bruising in extreme cases involving Jeans. Also sometimes caused by excessive Gugging on hot days.
I was on the Sofa watching telly the other day. As I leaned over to get the remote, I uncrossed my legs and got a really bad case of The Wrench - I was on the floor for about 15 minutes, crying like a baby trying not to throw up. One of my bollocks is now Grapefruit sized.
The Wrench by Dobbalina September 8, 2010
Clenching the Wrench
When you aggressively stroke your cock so hard you shit yourself. This may cause small lacerations along the shaft/tip, and or severe fright from masturbation.
Friend: "Is Tommy here?"
Mom: "Yes, he's upstairs in his room"
Friend: "Okay" *goes to walk upstairs*
Mom: "I wouldn't go up there unless you want to watch/hear him clenching the wrench. He's been doing it all week."
Mom: "Yes, he's upstairs in his room"
Friend: "Okay" *goes to walk upstairs*
Mom: "I wouldn't go up there unless you want to watch/hear him clenching the wrench. He's been doing it all week."
Clenching the Wrench by microwave420.69 September 24, 2019
Doing the Wenger
Doing the Wenger by GiGi27 April 28, 2009