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The Witch’s House

Majo no ie, (The Witch’s House) is a freeware puzzle horror game made on the engine RPG Maker VX, created by Fummy and released on 2012 of October. It is one of the most memorable games in the YouTube RPG horror era played by let’s players such as Markiplier. It was also inspired by another classic game Ib.
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The Witch's Kiss

When your dick touches the inside of the toilet.
In my haste, I sat down too quickly and before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with the witch's kiss.

The Witch's Cauldron 

When a woman expels air from her vagina with such force that bubbles are produced in and around the entrance.
"Mate, I was giving head to this girl after doing her from behind only to be greeted with a witch's cauldron."

"Man, this girl queefed so loudly, I bet she produced the witch's cauldron."

"I would love to add some milk of man to HER witch's cauldron."

Trimming the witch’s broom

When you trim up the pubic hair when it’s too prickly like a witch’s brim
Hookup #1: are you ready yet?

Hookup # 2: no I’m busy trimming the witch’s broom

What's with the word confrontation? 

Whenever I hit vote all I see is a bunch of confrontation definitions. It's weird.
Like srsly what's with the word confrontation???

Shutting down nifty’s with the boys

If the 6th definition of nifty on Urban Dictionary is exhaling weed immediately after inhaling it do avoid the taste, when you shut down nifty’s, you like the taste of marijuana. Shutting down nifty’s with the boys is patrolling parties and making sure NO ONE attempt to “pull a nifty”.
Me and my friend (we call him “sweet potato”) spent last Saturday night shutting down nifty’s with the boys after many claws.

what's with the pots 

Something you say when you're just really confused and don't know what the hell is going on with the pots.
AAAAH WHAT'S WITH THE POTS!!?!?!?!