The Welder

When a male ejaculates on a sleeping females face, paying special attention to the eye area. When female awakes, she will find it difficult to open her eyes, as they have been "welded" shut.

I gave my bitch 'the welder' last night.

by Sandrab August 2, 2011

The Welder

When you're inside a wet pussy and you get her to touch one side of the socket and you touch the other, so it arcs across the genitals.

Similar to the Electric Bob.

Sparks shot outta that pussy when I did the welder on her.

by Bryan April 18, 2005

Welder

A man who welds metals together using one of the most hardest skill sets.

One Bad Motherfucker.
A man that ain't got time for your shit.
Beer Drinker.
Womanizer.
Can be a real some-bitch.
Proud of it.

Jim- Hey mark, isn't james a welder?
Mark- Yeah, thats one bad some-bitch right there.

by Thatmexicanguy April 20, 2015

Welder

An individual who does precision guess-work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge

I dont care if the prints says it works. I'm the damn welder and I say it dont fit

by ArcFlash_512 March 30, 2020

Welder

A cool wizard man who uses electricity to bind metal together

“Hey bob, you see that guy over there?”
“Yeah, he looks pretty cool”
“That’s because he’s a welder”
“No fucking way.”

by NottTelljng September 30, 2021

Welder

Kid that played with pva glue to much as a child

Bet you that kid grows up to be a welder . Hes/she has eaten over 500mls of glue and 3 pipe cleaners

by Cowbow tow tucker February 1, 2022

welder

A combat weapon in Natural-Selection used to heat up aliens to very high tempatures to annoy them.

Marine: DIE ONOS!!!111
Onos: Stop that. *chomp*

by Kuroneko September 21, 2003