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The Urban Dictionary is the website you are currently on. This website wastes a lot of your time. Like right now. You are reading this definition of The Urban Dictionary instead of doing something productive. So? Why are you still reading this? Go outside or something. Shoo!

HA GOT U! THOUGHT THE DEFINITION WAS OVER! WRONG! Who goes outsidea anymore? I mean im outside as im typing this but who cares. Well, im in a car. Does that count as outside? Can u get jailed for driving someone elses car without permission?
"The Urban Dictionary is a waste of time." - Some Random Guy Online
by Some Random Guy Online January 13, 2017
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A site where people look for dirty definitions of everything and also look for funny things to say to their friends
Yeah bro, go on the Urban Dictionary and search your girlfriends name, it's nasty.
by Jordan_Gymnast77 September 17, 2016
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A place where proper grammar, spelling and punctuation DO exist but retards spoil it.
Most popular definitions have a few retards defining them.

Most unpopular words have only retards defining them (Such as incoherent words or the names of friends from their school. See below for example.)

WORD: Bea O'Problem
PRONOUNCIATION: hottie ;D

DEFINITION: A WHEELY kewl puhsun fom mai skewl - i lub her 2 bitz - u go gurl!

EXAMPLE: nun needed,, U ROK LIDDLE MIS O'PROHLEM!

(That doesn't exist, but definitions like that do.)
by Bastardized Bottomburp November 03, 2003
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A website where narcissistic and retarded assholes write stupid definitions about porn.
The Urban dictionary is overrated. Oh wait, I'm using it! Someone call the cops!
by Santa Nugg December 02, 2018
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A web site (which should make an app ;) ) in which the finest people whom claim to have major in literary in college. They all excell in crafting the finest words for us to use in our everyday life, some you may have never heard of until they published it. All words published to The Urban are in the correct spelling and proper use and editcate. All words instantly make sense when published to the dictionary. A friend might tell you a word that sounds like the most dumbest shit you've ever heard of, until you read it here and BAM, you have enlightened by their knowledge. Thank you Urban Dictionary but being a better Wikipedia
The Urban Dictionaryis my number one go-to website to understanding someone's choice in words, and finding the darkest or roasts
by Joloxsa Xenax July 22, 2017
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Once a funny, clever little site for slang definitions. Now, thanks to hordes of mostly white, male, insecure, teenage morons it's become the most racist, sexist, ignorant shithole on the internet. The comment section usually looks like the below:
United Spammers: Before I post on The Urban Dictionary I like to rape dead queer nigger babies gangsta: yo shut up whitey how dare u use da n word u racist cracka asshole
by Alice Rose January 04, 2009
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Example of urban dictionary crime:

Word: (_)_)======D(_*_)

Defintion: How that fat guy at my school likes it.

Example Used: Fat-TurdMuncher likes to (_)_)======D(_*_) all night, because he's gay.
Example thoughtfully provided by 'RatchetBoo'.
by Diego November 05, 2003
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