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The Turd Burglar

to tie someone up to a pole take all their clothes off and then stick your hand/arm up their nutthole pull ot the poop
then your form it into the shape of a turd...your choice of style then tkae it home freeze it and sell it on ebay
Dude i did The Turd Burglar on Molly the other day. I made 5 thousand dollars on ebay!
by i'll fucking kill you December 6, 2006
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