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the trombone 

When a girl eats your butthole while stroking your cock and plays with your balls
This chick was down to do the trombone last night
the trombone by Jchronic May 6, 2018
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The Trombone 

When someone kneels behind another while reaching up and under between the males legs with both hands to stroke their salami, all while blowing raspberries on their asshole.
Last nights party was so wild, I heard Danielle gave Colin what they call The Trombone near the shed out back!
The Trombone by HalfDilf March 26, 2021

The Trombone Section 

the trombone section is the section of the band room, trombone players are typically memers and sacrifice children. they will not hesitate to sacrifice the clarinets. the trombone section is a scary place for non-trombone players.
"hey, why is the trombone section so scary?" "cause your a clarinet"
The Trombone Section by yaboygerard November 14, 2019

playing the trombone 

Getting your ass licked and being jerked off at the same time!

An extension of tossing the salad
"At first i was like ... is this gay? but then i sort of liked it & realized that it was a girl licking my ass ... then she jerked me off at the same time as if she was playing the trombone or something?"

play the trombone 

Having a woman lick your ass from behind and stroke your big fat hard cock.
Janet was on the rag so I asked her to play the trombone on me to get me off.

playing the trombone 

Jacking off.

"Playing the trombone originated from an American movie in the 70's. The jock of the movie referred to 'whacking off' as 'playing his trombone'
"I played my trombone like a mad musician right now. The spit valve was pouring like a sucker."
playing the trombone by sally February 4, 2005

Dan the trombone man 

A much cooler version of any NORMAL Dan.
Dan the trombone man walked into the room with a swagger that other Dan did not posses
Dan the trombone man by The Kiley February 3, 2015
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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