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The Triple P's 

"Post-Party-Poops"
A term that defines the terrible composition and smell of your fecal matter the morning after from consuming ample amounts of alcohol the night before.
-"Shit brah, I feel so much better after gettin' rid of the triple p's"

-"Word"
The Triple P's by Chillay Willay September 26, 2010

The King's Triple Crown

Like the triple crown, but the difference is that you are banging three different girls in all three holes (vaginal, oral and anal) within a 24 hour time period.
Friend: Why didn't we hang out at all yesterday?

You: Sorry, I was busy finally achieving The King's Triple Crown last night with Katie, Kelly and Kara. I was exhausted afterwards.

Friend: Well dang, I'm not even mad. That is quite the accomplishment! Congrats!
The King's Triple Crown by Hale No February 24, 2022

The Triple Six Standard 

The Triple Six Standard represents the three characteristics most women yearn for in a man. The first is being 6 feet tall or taller, the second is having a 6-inch penis or larger, and the third is having an income of 6 figures or more.
Yeah, the Triple Six Standard is harsh, since two of the three characteristics we have no control over. - random upset man

The Triple Sac 

The act by which a male participant grasps the undermost skin of the scrotum (directly above the foremost part of the taint) using only the second knuckles of every finger. Meanwhile, while utilizing both thumbs, push the head of the flaccid phallus into the scrotum itself. Creating the 'frightened turtle' illusion. With the fingers still clasped, simply pull the undercoating over the thumbs and release them. (Think of this as over-tucking into bed.) If all goes accordingly, you have just executed the Triple Sac and have become three times the man of Tom Green.
While trimming your marvelous ball fro, attempt to incorporate the triple sac method to prevent minor cuts, dings and razor burn to the undersack.
The Triple Sac by DirtNasty Dan September 1, 2011

The Triple Stim 

The Triple Stim is best described as simultaneous stimulation involving the rubbing of the clitoris and penetration of the vagina and anus. This movement is not for beginners, as the eating of an ass is for those who have been more experienced.
- I gave her the triple stim last night man, my sheets are ruined. Niagara Falls boys.
The Triple Stim by DaddyDivo April 6, 2019

THE TRIPLE SPIKE NOW >:) 

The Triple Spike Now is an iconic crashout by the Geometry Dash gamer Vortrox. In this crashout he goes insane and basically almost has a seizure in his chair after dying at 25% on Bloodbath, which is an extreme demon. In this crashout he says something like this. (text is down below)
*dies* THE TRIPLE SPIKE NOW >:), AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA *gasps air* HAAAAAA *wheezes* *has a seizure*

*5 seconds later* NEW WORLD ORDER IS UPON US. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN

*another 5 seconds later* alright let's play bloodbath
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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