The Triple Crown

During a FFM threesome, the man lies back in a position of extreme comfort as the females perform the sickest oral sex of their lives upon his member. During this performance, the man proceeds to make the rock and roll symbol with his hands in order to stimulate the females anus and vagina, specifically the clitoris. The three positions are as follows:

1. <b>The Throne</b>

The man has both his arms resting on the female's backs.

2. <b>The Barrel of Monkeys</b>
One arm is beneath the female hooked up, and the other is in Throne position.

3. <b>Thanksgiving Dinner</b>
Both arms lie below the female and are hooked, as if he's holding two thanksgiving turkeys.

The Triple Crown(see above)

by roy powers November 26, 2009

The Triple Crown

Recieving a blumpkin while your upper decking on the top of the toilet, and the girl is sitting AC - Slater style

I never truly lived until this chick showed me the triple crown, it was sensational

by sabastaniel December 22, 2010

The Triple Crown

A foot job, hand job and blow job delivered simultaneously during sex.

You don't know a girl "the one" until she gives you the Triple Crown.

by T Bone Capone June 27, 2010

The Triple Crown

Either simultaneously or in one evening: smoking an L with L, drinking a Mick with the Mick, and F'ing F.

When I come home after finishing exams, I intend on achieving the Triple Crown.

by ABABABABABAB April 18, 2007

Triple Crown

To successfully and enjoyably ejaculate three times in one day.

"Dude, I was bored yesterday." -Tom
"Me too, there was nothing to do." -Jack
"Don't tell anyone but I achieved the Triple Crown..." -Tom
"I was thinking about going for it." -Jack

by cool.cat.t1 November 29, 2010

Triple Crown

When a man has vaginal, oral, and anal sex with a woman, to completion in each respective location, all in the same night.

"You know that girl I've been seeing? I totally triple crowned her last night."

by jmmmmm May 4, 2006

triple crowning

To uncontrollably shit, piss and throw up all at the same time. Usually as result of a food-borne illness. The lovechild of food poisoning and a full bladder.

I shouldn't have eaten that street food with a gallon of tea in India. I was triple crowning in a field until the next morning.

by shermytoad112 October 17, 2013