The way I FUCKING get around my hometown,
The City. What city? THE CITY. 'Nuff
said. You upstaters on Long Island would get mugged on the
fucking subway, it's only for the tough.
I saw some upstate Long Islanders on the 4
train last week. What losers, they looked like a bunch of
immature, lost tourists. And they actually gave
money to the homeless guy! Country folk.