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The Stretch 

A somewhat difficult sexual position that is pleasing for both partners. The girl (or guy, in a gay couple) lays on her back and folds her body in such a way that her feet are placed behind her head. For additional fun, she could also have her hands bound behind her back. Then, the guy penetrates either or both of her holes from the front.
My girlfriend is so flexible that she can do The Stretch when we fuck, it's amazing!
The Stretch by MaxxysSammich March 18, 2011
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The Stretch 

A term used to describe something awesome or cool, or to say that something (any noun or proper noun) is lit or great.
Have you ever gone to Goodwill?
Yeah bro, that place is the stretch!!
The Stretch by SporeBby July 27, 2019

The Stretch Limo Driver

This is a top tier boss move for premier anal princesses. This involves one finger in the front and the other nine in the back. Truly, an impressive accomplishment.
She was very polite, very well spoken, and well dressed. I had no idea when I got her in bed she would be demanding “the stretch limo driver”!

Go the stretch 

Act required when a female demands a sext from a male, however due to excessive alcohol/drug consumption the picture and girth would not be sufficiently attractive.

Hence physical stretching of appendage is required for use in the said sext.
Man: "Couldn't get a decent shot going last night, had to go the stretch"
Go the stretch by dric_bogan September 6, 2013

get the stretch 

Getting the stretch means to acquire or gather a large amount of drugs. Predominately marijuana, but it can vary to shrooms or prescription pills.
"Yo brendon im lookin to pick up, did you get the stretch yet?"
get the stretch by Adamitis1818 January 14, 2015

stretch the kitty 

Verb: Describes a sexual act involving vaginal penetration. The “kitty”, otherwise known as “pussy” may be “stretched” (spread, expanded, widened, or filled) using a penis, tongue, finger(s), sex toy or other insertable object. When properly executed “stretching the kitty” renders the kitty keeper orgasmic, ecstatic, relaxed and fulfilled.
Stretch the kitty has noting to do with real kitty cats. No real cats were harmed during the creation of this definition.
Guy: Dude, I want tostretch the kitty so badly tonight!
Girl: Tom can stretch the kitty so wide that I can barely walk!
stretch the kitty by Gibster805 January 30, 2021

Stretch the bone 

The act of masturbation for the male gender
Jim- “What are you doing later today?”
Jack- “I’m just gonna go home and stretch the bone.”
Jim- “Me too!”
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