The Squidworth

The act of a man placing his testicles over a womans eyes and laying his penis over her nose.

Dang that bitch was so nasty last night, I gave her the squidworth and then she ate my ass.

by Harry Happy Time June 12, 2008

Jonathan billiam squidworth

The most dapper chad in the world. He stops at nothing to open a door for a lady. He is closely related to giga squidward.

Oh my Jonathan Billiam Squidworth just came into the ballroom. He already has two bitches on his shoulders.

by Megasour69 January 28, 2023