The Smegmonster Share definition Flag A Human like creature with a receding hairline and cheesy penis often seen drinking stella on field 3 Woah look moma it's the smegmonster!Dont look it in the eye son you'll catch the bald. The Smegmonster by Fatlad95 March 29, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the The Smegmonster mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch