The Slurping

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The end of lunch when that one Chinese kid starts slurping up the rest of his lunch including all the dog meat, eyeballs, organs, and bones.

“Did you see the slurping when xiungli slurped all those dog guts up during lunch that was disgusting”

The Slurping by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018

slurping the worm

Phrase: the act of sucking anothers cock

Damn! That bitch can slurp the worm!

slurping the worm by Raul March 25, 2004

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Slurping the Dregs

When you go out and the only girls you can hook-up with are the ones no one else will touch with a 10 foot pole.

Guy 1: Dude. How was the party last night. Any hotties?
Guy 2: A few, but I struck out with all of them.
Guy 1: Oh. So it was a game of solitaire for you last night.
Guy 2: Nah. I got mega-trashed and went home with this hairy, "big-boned" midget with a couple teeth missing. Man, good thing my memory is a bit hazy from last night.
Guy 1: DUDE!!! Slurping the dregs!

Slurping the Dregs by Bobojomo January 8, 2010

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Slip-slurping the jang-jang

When a male, generally a young man, receives fellatio from another individual. Often, said individual is of the dirty kind. It is not to be confused with fiddle-faddling the whatsawhosits, otherwise known getting fingered.

"I saw Staci slip-slurping the jang-jang in the backrow of the theater last night! Leave it to her, the dirty hoe".

Slip-slurping the jang-jang by Rackem Rick April 3, 2013

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slurping the sturgeon

Giving a sloppy blow-job.

That girl really slobbers when she is slurping the sturgeon.

slurping the sturgeon by Cronic Christoph October 6, 2016

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slurping the turkey

Sucking white meat through one's mouth.

I saw your mom slurping the turkey.

slurping the turkey by Haruki November 22, 2006

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slurping the jello

slurping the jello is when a woman (or man) randomly rips off a mans pants and proceeds to sucking his soft dick. this with eventually lead to a boner but while you are still making him hard it is considered slurping jello.

hoe 1: so last night i had eric over and while we were watching a movie i ripped off his pants and started slurping the jello on him

hoe 2: oh my god no way i've always wanted to

slurping the jello by fuckmaster305 July 13, 2010

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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