the skunk

when a someone is licking a womans pussy from behind and the woman farts in the persons eye

dude, i heard stacy gave dave the skunk.

by im sick in the head March 19, 2010

the skunk line

The area on a woman that's not quite the taint, and not quite the asshole.

I never lick past the skunk line.

by A happy contributor November 2, 2013

the skunk technique

A sort of self defense mechanism used when someone shows interest in you

(Usually derived off ones insecurity’s)
Ex:
>Talk to anon
>Find out anon likes you

>>Think you are not good enough

>>>Proceed to purposefully make your self less desirable
>Last read 8 weeks ago

Similar to that of a skunk , if you get too close , the wretched smell will make want to get away from it

Hey what happened between you and anon?
I drove her away with the skunk technique

by BigFard July 28, 2021

eat the skunk

Something you'd likely find in Urban Dictionary. It's also something Aedo doesn't want to do.

Aedo: Yeah, I think I'm gonna go ahead and not eat the skunk.

by relaxdiego December 10, 2014

punch the skunk

to furiously masturbate

Joe: hey Adam, I'm gonna go punch the skunk
Adam: aye my man can i come?

by Thailand22321 May 20, 2019

Flatten the skunk

Smoke a joint, smoke pot, smoke marijuana, smoke cannabis. Derived from the smell, similar to that of a skunk

Smells like someone is flattening the skunk.

Anyone want to flatten the skunk at lunch?

by Rose Ruby November 1, 2013

The Monkey Fucking The Skunk

This is a saying used by someone that is tired of another person. Usually used by a man in regards to his wife, girlfriend, or biznitch of some sort.

Boy, I tell you what, I'm like the monkey fucking the skunk, I've had about all this stinking sumbitch I can stand.

by Hard Ass May 22, 2003