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The Shampoo Killer 

Somebody who pisses into bottles of shampoo, thus ruining them.
John Grass uranated into bottles of shampoo (thus converting them into shampee) at the Juneau Receiving Home in the very early-1980s, and subsequently earned the nickname "The Shampoo Killer".
The Shampoo Killer by Telephony October 21, 2010

Pass The Shampoo 

1: A saying used when a student wishes that the entire class ignores the teacher.

Random good looking guy coined the term when he found out a girl in his school was using a shampoo bottle to pleasure herself (she told a friend and he was right next to them).
Guy: pass the shampoo!!!!

Teacher: WTF DOES THAT MEAN!!!!!!!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!

Class: ................................................

Pouring the shampoo 

Pouring the shampoo is when you ejaculate on your partner.
I was with this girl, and I was pouring the shampoo all over her!

Shampoo the babys head 

"Come over here 'til I shampoo the babys head!"

shampoo the rug 

When a man pulls out of the woman just before he cums and he then ejaculates into her pubic hair.
Bill likes to shampoo the rug with Emily on a nightly basis.

Frank gave Linda's rug a good shampooing.
shampoo the rug by Rogercles July 23, 2008

Shampoo the carpet 

I want to hook up with a chick who has with last a ‘70s bush and I “shampoo the carpet”!