the secret handshake
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The Secret Handshake
It starts off with a girl agreeing to let you slap her bare ass. It gets fun when you then proceed to tickle her kooch a bit, she jumps up a little, and then you slap her ass with a vengeance. Often times she will get upset and you may have to make a quick exit.
Man, Ashley sure jumped last night when I gave her the secret handshake. I don't understand why she seemed so mad.
The Secret Handshake by TheBootyofGreatness February 11, 2010
The Secret Handshake
**The Secret Handshake**
*verb, noun*
A discreet, intimate act between two consenting adults where they press their anal sphincters together, creating a sealed connection. Considered the backdoor equivalent of a fist bump among those in the know. Requires trust, flexibility, and a complete disregard for the laws of physics and decorum.
*Originated in the underground party scene of Berlin, or possibly just someone's weird Tuesday night.*
*verb, noun*
A discreet, intimate act between two consenting adults where they press their anal sphincters together, creating a sealed connection. Considered the backdoor equivalent of a fist bump among those in the know. Requires trust, flexibility, and a complete disregard for the laws of physics and decorum.
*Originated in the underground party scene of Berlin, or possibly just someone's weird Tuesday night.*
*"We didn't exchange numbers, we just did the secret handshake in the bathroom and now we're technically married in seven countries."*
**Usage notes:**
- Not to be confused with an actual secret handshake, though both involve trust and mutual understanding
- May result in accidental suction if performed incorrectly
- The highest form of male bonding, according to no one reputable
**Related terms:** brown star alignment, the forbidden knot, sphincter docking
**Usage notes:**
- Not to be confused with an actual secret handshake, though both involve trust and mutual understanding
- May result in accidental suction if performed incorrectly
- The highest form of male bonding, according to no one reputable
**Related terms:** brown star alignment, the forbidden knot, sphincter docking
The Secret Handshake by GrippySox October 6, 2026
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