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The Scratch Pad 

When a man shaves his pubic region completely clean a few days before plowing a woman. After a couple or three days the hair will take on a short stubble/prickly like texture. The woman then rides the man and with each thrust she feels the scratchy surface against her. Thus she feels like she is fucking a scratch pad.
The scratch pad I am sporting has given so many girls horrific rashes when we are done fucking.
The Scratch Pad by EZ_Timer May 23, 2016
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<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle & Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee & Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion (Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle & Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee & Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion (Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle & Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee & Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion (Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me So I Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me So I Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me So I Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026