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The Rohan Theory 

The Rohan Theory is something that has been growing on this website for a time unprecedented. When it comes to searching Rohan on the Urban dictionary, the result will only one of two things, people who hate Rohans, or people who have a crush on them. mostly the latter.

Are some people jealous of what it means to be a true Rohan? or are there truly some dastardly Rohans out there. I can't say I know as I've never met a bad Rohan.

Any proof of a "dastardly Rohan" is to be provided to your local county sheriff for further insight into the phenomenon, For one bad Rohan can taint the reputation of all Rohans.
Subject 1: I've dedicated the last 3 years of my life exploring and studying The Rohan Theory to find out once and for all why there is no middle ground when they are addressed.

Subject 2: Middle ground?

Subject 1: People either love Rohans, or hate them, there's never an in-between, its positively Baffling.

Subject 2: What's Baffling is your inability to pull bitches, get a life, bro.
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The Joe Rogan Theorem 

Out of all possible combinations of events there will always be at least one that will make it possible for someone to be on the Joe Rogan podcast within the space of a week.
Dude I'm so freaked out thinking about "The Joe Rogan Theorem".
The Joe Rogan Theorem by guldan November 11, 2021
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Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026