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The Professional 

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Receiving oral sex while simultaneously using your partner's head as a means to roll a blunt.
I wanted to smoke before having sexual relations but she had to get up early. The Professional satified both of our needs.
The Professional by Mrk T January 1, 2008
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The Professional 

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When a man rolls over his girlfriends chest pinning her arms down with his knees while proceeding to masturbate on her face and persons.
Yo adam last night my girlfriend ashley was being such a bitch, so right before she fell asleep i decided to pay her back with The Professional and I really made a mess.
The Professional by DiArRhEaJeSsE November 22, 2011
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The Professional 

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A highly un-inteligent person who has a brain of mush
U have a brain of the Professional
The Professional by H dawgy August 27, 2019
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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good. 

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consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good. 

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professional woman of the night

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this is not jus a chickenhead this is the kind of girl that even hos call a slut

can usually b found w/ a guy who has money or pretends to slobbin that knob
abbrev. P.W.O.N
jimmy the bum: can i have a quarter?
P.W.O.N: u have a quarter? wanna go into that McDonald's bathroom?
jimmy: damn u's a P.W.O.N
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
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