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The Persian Vending Machine

The act of ejaculating into a womans mouth, having her gargle it, proceeding to insert 4 quartes into her vagina (rectum if male) and having her sneeze it into your mouth. Keep in mind that pennies, nickels, and dimes will be spat back out.
Jim: Dude! Shes a total slut! I had her give me the persian vending machine!

John: Gross
by Manhandler123 March 30, 2020
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