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The Paralyzer 

The sexual position where a girl lays missionary at the edge of a bed. The man stands on the floor, upright typically in a half squat to adjust to needed height, and is able to put his dick so deep in her that it paralyzes the girl after multiple orgasms.
I used The Paralyzer on Aubrey on Sunday morning and made her cum in buckets while leaving her sore for days.
The Paralyzer by J Awesome March 24, 2009
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The Paralyzer [Paralyzer] 

When engaging in sexually intercourse in the doggy-style position the male ejaculates on the females back, causing her to be "paralyzed" because of the massive load on her back which she doesn't want to spill or run.
It was so funny when Dre did "The Paralyzer Paralyzer"to Stephanie.

The Paralyzing Hold 

A move used in BDSM pornographic videos, B-list horror movies, and sometimes other cases involving a hostage. The hold renders the victim completely immobile and helpless. She (it's always a she) will make little or no attempt to break free and will allow herself to be bound, killed, or led around by the captor.
The patient was fucked by the doctor after he used The Paralyzing Hold on her.

The serial killer used The Paralyzing Hold on the female teenager to easily kill her.

The hostage, as she was subdued by The Paralyzing Hold, watched helplessly as her captor fired at the hero.
The Paralyzing Hold by shlacka January 3, 2011

The paralyser 

When you’re having sex and you stick stick your fingers in her asshole and start tickling her neck and she tries to react but is paralysed.
Dude, I hadJessica last night and gave her The paralyser Do you think she’ll text me again?
The paralyser by inthestink April 20, 2018

paralysed the pussy 

When the thumpin’ so good you can’t feel your legs the next day.
‘I’m not gona be moving much today he paralysed the pussy’.
paralysed the pussy by Joeybsting August 30, 2019
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