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The Nut-Paradox 

Every time you bust a nut, it is for one or two reasons. Most people say that it is because it feels good or for the post-but clarity, but the nut-paradox adds depth to the psychology behind masturbation. The nut paradox states that, any given individual who busts a nut does it to feel good, but there may be lingering effects of melancholy that rise up within you. A masturbatory paradox, you came here for a good time, but then after you realize and think “damn, I am alone.” You then question why you are single, look at your life’s choices, and find a multitude of answers within seconds. But you’re still sad after that nut. The paradox comes that you derive pleasure, but emotional loneliness as you realize you can’t marry your right hand (but you can put a ring on it). In conclusion, are are all horny and sad
Person 1: I just experienced the best and worst nut of my life:

Person 2: That doesn’t make sense?

Person 1: Well, it was a fire nut, but then I was depressed and realized that I was alone. Then I listened to Gut’s theme on loop in the hot shower.

Person 2: Damn….

The nut-paradox is the feeling of regret and loneliness after a fat nut.
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
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In use:
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or

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Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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