The Notorious Xizzo
The Notorious Xizzo (also known as: Xzibit, Pete Phatbuds, Big Poppa Pete, Drugged Up Hippy, Fuck Zombies!, Poontang Warrior, El Kabong) is an internet god. He is a legend. He is unbeatable, untouchable, unbelievable, unconquerable, insurmountable. He is a warrior, an incredible specimen. He is sexy and handsome and has sex on average 14 times a day. His penis is bigger than most mens. The Notorious Xizzo hates queers and metros.
The Notorious Xizzo by Random Crazy Obsessive Fan April 2, 2005
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