The No Wall-E UBI

The No Wall-E UBI is a Universal Basic Income of $100 to $15,000 dollars a month for 24 months or 2 years. If you sign up for the gym, you get $100 a month for 24 months. Showing up to the gym increases the UBI. Also, the more you show up to the gym and workout and the stronger and buffer you get and the better you walk or run on the treadmill and in a park track, the higher the UBI up to $15,000 a month for 24 months. Also, cans recycling value can rise from 5 cents per can to 10 cents to 5 dollars per can to supplement the UBI. See The Bigger Better Bottle Bill in New York. This is to prevent dying off due to automation.

With The No Wall-E UBI and The Bigger Better Bottle Bill, I can survive automation.

The No Wall-E UBI by HawaiianPunch1 September 12, 2026

The No Wall-E UBI

The No Wall-E UBI is free stuff that comes from robots and free $100 a month for 120 months if you join a gym. The UBI goes up when you show up to the gym. The more you show up and workout, machines, and treadmill, the higher the UBI up to $15,000. Also, recycled cans go from 5 cents a can to 10 to 25 cents a can and will keep rising. Basically, robots, automation, and AI is taking over all jobs. People replaced me, a chemist, with self driving labs. You get a free Eufy RoboVac 11s MAX, a free stovetop espresso maker, a free Cuisinart grind and brew, a free Universal Basic Free American Cheese Block. Also, you get free 2 to 8+ mealpreps foods a day depending on how buff you get, a free gym membership, and more. UBI is Universal Basic Income. We get a free tent, and a free weekly Off spray Mosquito Repellent can for life or 200 years. Get free technology even after the UBI time runs out. Free daily 20mg Ritalin IR pill for life. Stimulants and cognitive enhancers will be legal and available over the counter. Khat will be legal. Ethylamphetamine or EA, Amp or A, Methylphenidate MPH, Propylhexedrine, Methiopropamine MPA, BenzylPiperazine HCl BZP HCl, a-PVP, a-PHP, Mephentermine, Cathinone, Cathine, Khat, Ephedrine, MDMA, Kratom, Mitragynine, 7-OH-Mitragynine, and Propylhexedrine will be legal. The rest will be decriminalized. Living in a tent or car and showering in the gym will be legal. Wait for another UBI program. 5 cents a can goes to 10 to 25 cents.

The No Wall-E UBI gives you free Ritalin and free cheese and free technology and $100 to $10,000 a month for 120 months. Also, the value of the cans rises from 5 cents a can to 10 to 25 cents a can and will keep rising. And it will accept more types of cans.

The No Wall-E UBI by HawaiianPunch1 October 11, 2026