Nipple Man

Nipple Man is a when some one has 3 or more nipples, there for he is a Nipple Man. If it is the women with extra nipples I'd call Ripleys believe it or not or some freaky porn photo taker person.

"Look Bob has extra Nipples, there for he is a Nipple Man, get the Pitch Forks and torchs."

by Grimmy March 1, 2005

Man nipples

Two hot af jiggly jabbly jugs of heaven

I’m sexually attracted to your man nipples.

by Skdbkdnd February 27, 2020

Man-Nipples

A term to use for one that is useless.

Cunt 1: “That cunt is as useful as ‘Man-Nipples’“
Cunt 2: “not only useless, he’s annoying as Fuck”
Cunt 1: “Yeah, ‘Marathon Rash Man-Nipples’

by Litcunt February 3, 2020

man nipple

something undesirable, and uttered as a curse.

AW MAN NIPPLE! I just stubbed my toe!

by Durp. November 10, 2010

Nipple Pants Man

an arrogant prick who wears short shorts up to his nipples, sweat pants tucked into socks, rubbs his crusty toes together, and dates nasty white trash broads. listens to soft rock in his PT Loser and scopes out the sexies downtown.
Synonyms: Creep, Asshole

Antonyms: Dad

Me: "Guess who still has the creepy match.com profile"

You: "Nipple Pants Man !!!!!!!!!!!"

by JacquelineVanessa December 9, 2008

old man's nipple

Utter and complete awkwardness to the point of sophistication. To be so moronic that you crest into iconic.

Under ordinary circumstances, a joke about retards would simply be in poor taste. But at a Special Olympics Awards Banquet, Paco's crack about Christopher Burke's latest CD was so rife with 'old man's nippleness' that his anecdote was the highlight of the event. God bless that goofy bastard!

by Michael Gross July 28, 2003

old man's nipple

gross

by it's a secreat August 7, 2003