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The Nagasaki

As you are banging your girl from the rear you tell her you would like a blowjob. As she stands to change positions you throw a Stone Cold Stunner on her knocking her out. You then proceed to trash her place by flipping over furniture and breaking anything you can before exiting. When she awakes it will look and feel like a bomb went off.
Jenny wanted to try something different so I let her have The Nagasaki.

The Nagasaki Approach 

1. Conflict resolution strategy by which one persists in their behavior despite receiving one retaliatory response, under the presumption that a second retaliatory response will not be given.
2. Continuing to talk shit after getting hit, because you're too stupid to realize you'll just get hit again.

First employed (unsuccessfully) by the Empire of Japan in late 1945 following the August 6 atomic bombing of Hiroshima and prior to the bombing of Nagasaki on August 9.
Friend: "Wait, so that drunk guy kept trying to fight the cops after getting tazed?"
Me: "Yep. He went with the Nagasaki Approach. Figured they wouldn't just taze him again."
Friend: "Fucking idiot."

The Ol' Nagasaki 

When a rather large man puts his tip into a small woman's vaginal opening, jumps into the air, slams her against the bed, and thrusts his entire dick inside of her, practically balls deep. This usually ends in ruptured insides and loss of a partner.
"Hey, man, how was the date? Did you guys smash?"
"Oh, the date was fine, but I had to drive her to the ER after trying The Ol' Nagasaki."
"Shit, bro."