The Mumper

When a woman is performing oral sex (man or woman) on you and you insert your big toe in her vagina. Difficulty is 10/10.

Cindy was blowing me and I finally got to perform The Mumper on her. Getting my big toe in her was tough.

by LJCCHI April 12, 2020

Mumper

A hockey term used to describe one who is a bender, plug, and cock sucker all in one...aslo know as a triple threat

Matthew Tufts...kids a fucken Mumper, Ethan Pollock defines the word Mumper

by Nickandry November 14, 2010

Mumper

Just like a jumper, yet slightly different.

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The mumper you are wearing isn't as good as the one I am wearing.

by Dan January 20, 2005

Mumper

Similar to a 'Dohdle', but generally reserved for small animals such as chinchillas, dogs and animated characters. Mumpers generally do not understand the circumstance in which they find themselves as they are so cute and helpless.

Can also be combined with 'Dohdle' to make 'Mumper-dohdle'.

Suffixes include, but are not limited to, "man", "woman", "dohdle", "bumper", "chumper", "trumpet", "face".

"Awww, look at her, she's such a wee mumper."

by Mr Pseudonym Anonymous July 18, 2009

hedge mumper

a lower class of pikey, one that even pikeys themselves frown apon.

oi you old hedge mumper, you aint worth a cup of cold piss.

by harold steptoe October 31, 2007