The Morris

A standard unit of size (volume) or mass equal to a Morris Oxford motor car.

Normally used to express incredulity at the comic size of an object or feature.

Dude 1: Jesus - look at the size of that guys head....
Dude 2: it's massive - it's a planetoid of a head ... Etc.

Dude 1: it must be at least 0.8 of a Morris....
Dude 2: Way! Maybe even a full Morris - The Morris!
Dude 1: No Way - a full Morris can bend light it's so massive!!!!

by PWO 159 March 18, 2010

The Phillip Morris

When a male, giving oral pleasure to a female, is dipping or chewing (i.e. Copenhagen, Skoal, Grizzly etc.) and leaves the product inside the female's vaginal cavity.

Rex used The Phillip Morris technique when he left his dip inside her, gotta spit it somewhere.

by Fecelphobia July 27, 2008

morris day & the motherfuckin' time

one of the sweetest bands to come around!

see also jay and silent bob

jungle love..... oh wee oh wee oh

by wordtothe3rd January 4, 2004

The Morritt Wash

Not enough time for a bath or shower? Let me introduce you to "The Morritt Wash"

Simply jam the toilet door with a shoe, take off all your clothes and generously wipe down your arsehole, armpits and gooch with an over-used B.O ridden flannel.

You are now clean to get on with your day of farting that furiously that you have to check you haven't shit yourself on numerous occassions, much to the disgust of your colleagues.

9.20am, Architect Office, Morritt runs in out of breath

"Just had to run from the car park"

*Opens all windows and turns on fan*

"Feeling too warm in here, i was on a conference call in my car for last hour thats why i had to run from the car park.....time for The Morritt Wash"

by megatarsal1 November 27, 2012

The Morrison Shop

Morrisons the shop where everyone trys to steal most of the time they never get caught. Morrisons is also a place where teenages from different schools meet up like robert clack all saints and sydney russel. Unfortunetly all the schools around the borough are banned from morrisons due to our fucking poor behaviour kmt... is klm though. You feel like tue best person in the world when you enter morrisons without getting caught and leaving without security asking for your recipt. But the best time to link up is on a Saturday morning when the rugby lads meet up in the morning and buy every snack in the store.

Im going to steal from The Morrison Shop.

by scxar December 8, 2019

The Morrissey Effect

When an artist produces excellent work but their quality as a person is subpar.

"I really love Ender's Game, but Orson Scott Card is a crazy homophobe. That's the Morrissey Effect"

by lndon August 18, 2013

The Swedish Moris Dance

This involves building a large pile of faeces, over a period of months, keeping it stored in a cool, dry place to esnure maximum conservation. One should then invite their partner over for a 'romantic dinner'. Following this, an invitation to Moris Dance. Whilst dancing force them into the cupboard and rub their face in the excrement. Then lock the cupboard, and proceed to ejaculate on the door handle, mixing it with superglue. Then proceed to sing the swedish national anthem until she can get out of the cupboard. Upon exiting her hand will become glued to the door handle, and mixed with the giz. Then shit on her feet and invite a swedish man over to regail her with a tale of the old country of sweden.

Last night I gave some girl with one leg The Swedish Moris Dance. She called the police and I'm facing 3 years in jail.

by Justice Crime February 4, 2007