The Moose

The act of inserting both thumbs, fingernail to fingernail, into the rectum of a female sexual partner, whilst engaging in "doggy-style" vaginal intercourse. After insertion of the thumbs, the remaining fingers are to be spread like moose antlers, and used to grasp the buttocks of the female partner.
My girlfriend loves it when I give her the Moose, as I am taking her from behind.
by Randolpho2 December 09, 2008
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The Moose

The sign given to a friend in hiding while in doggie style behind
some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with
palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky" (see also BULLWINKLE)
Steve was hiding in my closet, and while I had her doggy-style I gave him a quick moose.
by John Boy December 23, 2003
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The Moose

A moose known for stalking of big tall men. She likes to go after men with big man meat, so that she can feed her appetite for cock meat. She was once seen roaming the grounds of Saratoga Race Track lost ane bewildred during the great Dooley famine of 2009.
Hey look over there it's The Moose hunting for large meat stick to bury in Her mouth.

Wow that's one crazy moose.
by Horse Face hannas June 30, 2009
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Moosed

The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.
When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!
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Moose

Me: OMG, A MOOSE!
Jared: what?
by kawaiineko May 23, 2012
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A large animal with antlers. See also: Jared Padalecki
What is the plural for moose?

MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen. There were many of them, many much moosen!
by starrilynight August 23, 2011
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Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol to the extent that everything you say is highly offensive.
Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"
by OnTheMoose June 12, 2015
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