The Mauer 

The wall of Cannon Club on which dastardly deeds occur

Big Bert took her to the Mauer!

The Mauer by Soup Bag November 3, 2022

The Joe Mauer 

After you have released your man gravy in and around her pussy, have her casually squat over you chest and let the drippings fall over your body-creating a Jackson Polluck 'esk painting.

A pretty lady in the Joe Mauer(catcher's position) dripping over your chest.

The Joe Mauer by WoldA January 6, 2009

The Alex Mauer 

The act of sue, harassment, and dmca strikes against anybody who dare speaks of you badly.

"Man, is this manbaby doing the Alex Mauer, can't he just accept defeat already?

The Alex Mauer by Megalopixels November 26, 2017

The Maher 

Shooting a Load into a chicks etye and then punching her in the same eye

yo tim gave courtney the maher last night

The Maher by pasquale pta April 23, 2009

Subdue the maker 

another term for male masturbation

Inspired by the Dune series (realized while watching the dune miniseries that aired on the SciFi channel) "Frank Herbert's Dune".
see: wikipedia - Dune TV miniseries

They said: "Subdue the maker" then two people grabbed and held the Worm. While the two people held on the wormand squeezed it the worm finally spewed a liquid into a bowl a third person was holding.

person 1: I'm such a nerd, I told some people that I had other things to do.

person 2: like???

person 1: well I thought I might drink a few beers, watch some pr0n, and subdue the maker.

person 2: what?
Person 1: you never saw dune? what kind of nerd are you?

Subdue the maker by alien78 July 21, 2008

up to the maker's mark 

To be at the apogee of the sexual act; to be fully inserted into one's partner. Said to be from the data plate found on the sides of various pieces of hydraulic drilling equipment. To be up to your nuts in guts, to bottom out.

Chuck was up to the maker's mark in Cindy last night - that must explain why she's walking funny today. - Sol R.

up to the maker's mark by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006

The Maker 

George Lucas. Born George Walton Lucas, Jr. Creator of Star Wars, Indiana Jones, American Graffiti, THX 1138, and Willow. Producer of Labyrinth, The Land Before Time, and yes, Red Tails and even Howard the Duck. Filmmaker. Entrepreneur. Dream-worker. Blockbuster. Toy tie-in genius. The outsider loved and lambasted by millions. Modern myth-maker. CGI pioneer. Academy Award–winner. George Lucas. The Maker.

Thank the Maker!

The Maker by jouissancepastance March 30, 2019