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This is the process in which one day you eat plenty of hot food, then the following day you have a hot bath to make your balls saggy, fill the toilet with toilet paper and then have a shit. You then flush the toilet and because of the toilet paper blocking it, the poo rises and surrounds your ball sack making it look like a malteser.
John: "Why are you eating so much curry Steve"
Steve: "I'm preparing to do The Malteser tomorrow"
by Pooeychooeylooey November 19, 2016
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