The Layton

The act of showing up to a party, smoking weed and falling asleep (at the party) well before it's over.

Dude, Ryan just pulled the layton, somebody should teabag him.

Man I'm getting tired, I think I'm about the pull the layton.

Pulling the layton is a total party foul!

The Layton by strtsk8r7 March 14, 2008

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The Laydown Layton

Will you take a hookers dressing you pulled over her face after she’s passed out on heroin in encompassing her head her feet her ankles and under her shoes and she got away when she goes to stand up all it does is make your asshole Gape

Tuesday night Rachel really got the laydown layton!

The Laydown Layton by PulseChainGangRapingFame May 24, 2022

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The Leyton

Someone who calls people that are mature wet wipes, even if that persons being a adult about something.

You’re so childish, he was being mature and you’re doing the Leyton.

The Leyton by The leyton November 18, 2019

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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